From Ken Ditkowsky–some thoughts on election day

It’s Chicago, get out there and vote early and often.

A turkey for every democratic voter on the way out the polls.

Subject: Re: Hillary Clinton: ‘We didn’t lose a single person’ in Libya
Date: Mar 15, 2016 4:31 PM

Apolitical Aphorisms 

If God wanted us to vote, he would 
have given us candidates. 

~Jay Leno~ 

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. 

~Henry Cate, VII~ 

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the 
great ones to public office 


If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there 
wouldn’t be any inducement to go to heaven. 

~Will Rogers~ 

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. 

~Nikita Khrushchev~ 

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it. 

~Clarence Darrow~ 

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. 

~Author unknown~ 

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy 
some more tunnel. 

~John Quinton~ 

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. 

~Oscar Ameringer~ 

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling 
the truth about them. 

~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~ 

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. 

~ Tex Guinan~ 

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. 

~Charles de Gaulle~ 

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. 

~Doug Larson~ 

There ought to be one day — just one — when 
there is open season on senators. 

~Will Rogers~ 

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