Now for a bit of comic relief.
I have never actually understood anyone who says “take me off your list”. I don’t have an email list. I have a blog. I like my blog. So why do they write me. They have no evidence in fact I have them on an email list.
So for all of you out there today that get these annoying insulting emails like you give a rat’s tail about them, here is your response.
Please feel free to just save, cut and paste:
just to let you know you are not on any of my lists.
actually, come to think of it, I don’t even have any email lists.
Should I have one so that people will know me and complain?
I love these emails. I never, ever have had a single list, and if you’re trying to stop me from being lazy, you have not succeeded with your email.
And don’t take it personally, I am sure you are a great person, and very kind and very concerned about public affairs,
It’s just me. I am a list slug. Good luck with those that actually care to have a list.
I bet they never let you go.
I bet they actually have “human list trafficking list” . Okay that was funny.
Sorry, I don’t like you enough to have you on my list, which I am too lazy to have in the first place anyway.
merry christmas anyway.
PS–If you ever think of having a list and put me on it, don’t bother. I’ll just make fun of you anyway.