Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but then I repeat myself. -Mark Twain
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think. -Milton Berle
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets. -Will Rogers
I don’t mind what Congress does, as long as they don’t do it in the streets and frighten the horses. -Victor Hugo
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. -Ronald Reagan
Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody listens – and then everybody disagrees. -Boris Marshalov
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. -John Adams
They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress, you know that the filibuster was invented by men. -Clare Boothe Luce
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what’s going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? -Will Rogers
Congress – an old folks home for cripples and the mentally impaired. – Mark Twain
