More for the ARDC to censor–an old joke!

Old joke UPDATED for censorhsip:

In an effort to determine which among the CIA, the FBI and the Chicago Police Dept was the very best agency for law enforcement, a plan was devised to release a rabbit into the forest and see who could capture the rabbit first.

The FBI went into the forest.  They placed animal informants throughout. They questioned all plant and mineral witnesses.  After three months of extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist.

The CIA went into the forest.  After two weeks without a capture, they burned the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit.  They made no apologies.
The rabbit deserved it.

The Chicago Police went into the forest.  They came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.  The bear was yelling “Okay, I’m a rabbit, I’m a rabbit.

However, feeling left out of “who is the best” in eliminating crime and corruption in the forest, the ARDC begs to be included.

Court appointed probate bunnies CF and AS put on bunny suits and tell the rabbit they will help him, turns out the rabbit in the story stole a million carrots.  Solution?  They tell the probate court the carrots don’t exist, and the ARDC wants to know which honest forest attorney told the CIA, FBI or CPD anything so they can file a complaint against that bunny!

PS–The ARDC adds to the complaint the fact the forest attorney used the initial FBI, CIA, CPD, CF and AS because that looks suspect to them!  And they add it into the complaint….And please, no one EVER give the ARDC a match or gasoline, because that will be next.  ARDC bunnies with incendiary devices.  Who would’ve thought that?

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